01 @健身房内对话
小远：你到底在干什么？Why are you doing this？一航：我并没有做什么啊，怎么了？I’m not doing anything. What’s up? 小远：你为什么一定要表现出那么强大的能力？Why are you showing off your abilities? 一航：这是你说我也能行吗？我能做到的也不少啊 Can you do it? I can do it too. 小远：你真是好心当成驴肝肺，不懂感恩啊 You’re being ungrateful for my kindness. 一航：你是特别喜欢通过私信勾搭别人吗？Do you always try to chat up people through messages? 小远：我现在明白了，原来如此 I see now, that’s how it is.
02 @一航家门口对话
小远：你是不是只会说两个字往外蹦？Are you only capable of saying two words at a time? 一航：多谢你的关心，慢走不送。Thanks for your concern, take care and goodbye. (慢走是表示一种客套语，用于对离开的客人表示送别，有不希望客人离别的含义。) ……一航：你又想安排嘛？You’re trying to set me up again, aren’t you?（安排某人跟某人在一起）我心理有问题，我是个疯子 I have issues, I’m crazy. 小远：谁稀罕跟你联系 Who needs to contact you?
03 @小远家门口对话
一航：你趁我还有酒胆，让我先说吧 Let me speak while I still have courage from the alcohol.我害怕我刚打开心扉就会死去 I fear that if I reveal my true self, I might die. 我的所有原则就像屁一样被我一一抛弃 My principles, like a fart, are being abandoned one by one.（原则被抛弃用屁来比喻）小远：你以为你有多大魅力？Who do you think you are?生活并不容易，不要以为自己很酷 Life is not easy, don’t think you’re cool just because you’re cynical.（自以为很酷是贬义用法）你又想狡辩了吗？Are you trying to argue again?
04 @医院对话
小远：你以为你在演偶像剧吗？Are you acting like in a soap opera?（吐嘈演技浮夸）一航：那就当我正在拍吧 Let’s just say I am. 小远：快从我眼前消失 Get out of my sight now.你幼稚得像个孩子 You’re being childish.（形容对方行为或态度像小孩子一样）一航：大人考虑傻不傻，小孩只考虑能不能成真 Adults worry about whether things are stupid or not, but kids only care about whether they can make things come true.（小孩和大人的思维方式不同）
注：故事未完待续。
